Honestly, is there anything not to love about this? Weng Weng is a 2 foot 9 crime fighter in the only place where something like that would work: The Phillipines. Carry on you, the smallest dang detective in the galaxy! I love you my Weng Weng!
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Weng Weng is indeed a tiny treasure!