I hope you’re all doing the Monster Mash like some dirty apes, and filling bowl after bowl with eyeball grapes.
Dumping blood on some dud dressed like Elmer Fudd and pulling tricks on some square going as Fred “Ascare.”
Mourning Robert “Ghoul”et in a solemn way, with his records on blast and his face on your mask.
Taking children to task on the streets like a crook, snatching candy outta their bags with the meanest of looks.
Knocking on doors ’til daylight with your face quite a sight, from the JLR to you, have a fright of a night!