I can’t imagine what the world would be like now had First Blood parts one and two been produced and released as a single film. I don’t think I want to know, because I probably wouldn’t be able to sit here at the comfort of my desk making post after post about Rambo, of all things.
Rather, I’d be doing something much less exciting, since they would have stopped making movies after its release. After all, how would you follow up the greatest 3-hour action film of all time? For the record, the box below is my most vivid childhood memory of Rambo, thanks to countless video store trips that eventually, after Robocop busted my R-rated film cherry, reaped great rewards.