May: The Month to Beat

Since I am the Master of Pleasure, I have surely pleased everyone here all at once (except for John). If you’ll look to your left, you’ll see three vicious countdowns, all within days/weeks of one another. I could have uploaded one and then swapped it out, but excess is always in order at the offices of the JLR.

So, you ask, will this just become a lame “widget” countdown blog? Just you wait till I take some pictures of my new toys, smart guy!