Category: Comics

I’m dying.

Thanks, Brandon!

A lot of high-profile TV shows are now getting in the habit of splitting their seasons into two parts, some down the middle and others in a more off-center cross-section. What’s Lost doing? Aren’t they airing six episodes or something, breaking, and then returning later with a non-stop run of the rest of the season?

That’s retarded, but I’m sure long-time readers of The Joseph Luster Report feel the same way about this season! The staff writers here, who, contrary to popular belief, are not composed of a swimming pool of manatees and a bobbing pile of idea balls, must have hit a wall when confronted with a sudden lack of comics about sexually deviant homeless men and people that shit mail.

Reader poll: Are Marvel’s What If…? comics:

A) Awesome
B) Not awesome

What my mouth feels like when I’m not poppin’ painkillers:

Fucking R.I.P. TETSURO TAMBA.

I think the great flood of my neighborhood the other night foretold this dark day. Peep it; most of this river was my yard:

While I haven’t had much time to update lately, I’ve been meaning to upload two classic videos to YouTube for a while.

Fans of the “Farewell Ford” music video will no doubt be delighted to watch the original videos from which those clips were edited together. These were made about five or six years ago.

Josh Ford MV One: Fester Fantastic†

†In case you’re wondering, Senòr Ford is reciting lines, not per our request, from various Star Wars movies in those lamp post shots.