Uuuuuzuuuumaaaakiiiiiiiii. I pulled this snail off after checking it out, but it was all melted and junk. Lately, everything I touch melts, be it donuts, candy, or even snails, so WATCH OUT.
I’m getting a lot of work done before leaving for Vegas tomorrow morning, so there’s a good chance you’ll be looking at this image for the next 5 days or so. Enjoy!
This thing has been sitting out front all week, pounding logs into the ground so loud it sounds like two Transformers making sweet love in the street.
It pounds in the ground with the sound of a hellhound, for it is… THE DEVIL MACHINE!
Only rain can drain its primordial brain of the hunger it holds for pain, for it is… THE DEVIL MACHINE!
A workman sits inside its head, making sure the bastard beast is fed, for it is… THE DEVIL MACHINE!
Bursting forth from Hell’s grimy gate, YOU’RE the next meal on its slimy plate, for it is… THE DEVIL MACHINE!
“Oh, I’ll tell ya the machine’s secret all right. In fact, why don’t we go for a little RIDE!”
SHRIEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
Witness… pulse pounding terror that will bind your spine.
And DRAMA… that will bend your mind.
“Don’t look at me — I didn’t build the damn thing, MAN!”
Starring John Saxon, Fred Williamson, David Hess, and featuring Rick Baker’s thrilling effects that bring to life the relentless terror of… THE DEVIL MACHINE!
Expect a full report soon.
Finally, my current location (Hoboken) and curious obsession (Uwe Boll news) have been married today in gaming blogs nationwide. There’s nothing better than reading what the good ol’ mayor of Hoboken thinks of Boll’s latest flick, which was party to the kind of mass exodus usually associated with post-apocalyptic futures. This will no doubt make Boll simultaneously furious and ecstatic.
Director Uwe Boll feels his film should provoke people.
“Being politically correct, let’s say, the big studios are kind of overdoing it,” Boll said. “I feel it is time now to make a really wild movie, something over the top.”
I’ve got an idea for a big Boll publicity stunt that involves yet another critic trashing his movies. As a result, Boll challenges him and others to a second set of rounds in the boxing ring, once again denying them training. However, it turns out that all of the “critics” are actually one man with many pen names:
As some of you may have read, badass developer Tomonobu Itagaki left AND sued Tecmo on the eve of Ninja Gaiden II‘s launch. Here’s my personal message to the man:
http://media.imeem.com/m/nmtiNWLC4P/aus=false/
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