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It looks like Fox Canceled Drive already. Let’s clarify some things first: It’s not a great show, but it has its moments, and it latches its hook in certain places. It’s like they used their good writers to whip up Nathan Fillion’s story, and then dispatched duty on the other characters to some interns. It also features the ugliest woman on television; not television ugly, but real world ugly.

This served as an instant boon for entertainment writers everywhere, all of which flocked to their computers to work on their very best”driving puns.”

Also for your added pleasure: JAPANESE BRUCE WILLIS!

It seems I’m always saying good morning to you beasts, so for once I’ll say:

More to come!

It is no longer a secret, friends, I have procured a Nintendo Wii™! Upon finally discovering it loafing about in the wild, I made haste and shot, bagged, gutted, and mounted it proudly next to my television. It is truly a thing of dreams, one that allows newfound ways for me to virtually throw my money at the information superhighway.

Unfortunately, as you probably gathered from that vague sentence, I have also discovered the Virtual Console, a digital Grand Canyon into which I can toss precious moneys with little to nothing being offered in return. Is the trip to my basement, the home of my classic consoles, such a long and arduous one that it warrants this heinous disposal of cash?

Yes. Yes it is.

More on Wii later. I just wanted to do my sexy dance of obtainment, ya heard?

This week, Robotronic Dynamite presents a “deluxe” episode for all of our very best “compadres”!

Consider! The health of you and your loved ones prior to listening.

Subscribe! You know you want to.

Believe! That this will be the last time I do this proclamation gimmick!

Not much to report today, unless you count the receiving of the promo that you would all kill your mothers for! I would write about it, but a simple photograph is probably enough to get you all hot and bothered.

Other than that, I’ve been watching the Devil Lady anime after having owned it for a long time, and am currently trying to deal with the fact that it’s really not very good. The premise is great, as is the music, but it looks like it was animated in Somalia.