Streets of Fire (1984)


Walter Hill should have been given a grant by the government to ensure that he always has funding to make some rowdy rock and roll street flicks each year. I finally got a non-shattered copy of the DVD and was completely blown away. What a classic. Excellent soundtrack, great cast (Diane Lane is too hot) and a lot of straight up movie-making passion.

I was looking up lead-badass Michael ParĂ© after the movie ended, because I haven’t really seen a ton of his movies. Well, it looks like he’s now firmly planted in Uwe Boll hell! Yay?

But the most disappointing post-film tidbit was this excerpt from the Wikipedia page:

Streets of Fire was intended to be the first in a trilogy of action films starring Michael ParĂ© as Tom Cody. When the film was released in the summer of 1984 (after some delays), the science-fiction film magazine Starlog stated a rumor that the proposed titles of the two sequels would be The Return of Tom Cody and The Far City. However, the film’s eventual failure at the box office[2] put an end to the project.

I wonder how much the rights to this series would cost. I think Bigwig Productions could rock a helluva Tom Cody joint!

Portal

Portal is probably the greatest addition to an already bursting package of games (Valve’s Orange Box). Though it only takes about 2-3 hours to “solve,” it has more unique and clever ideas sewn into that time than any other game I’ve played in recent memory.

Even if were just 19 floor-separated challenges, it would still be pretty amazing. However, it manages to build to a satisfying finale with the instantly memorable voice-work being of particular note. If you’re not familiar with it, the video below explains it better than I could hope to without filling up the front page.

Spooky Toy of the Day: Boglins

Nothing needs to preface this video, but I must say that I’m dying to make a Boglins movie.

Oh, wait, someone already did. Wow, what a doozy! It certainly gets the JLR Gold Trophy for Best Use of Exaggerated Shrugging in a Movie. Actually, it appears that the general consensus on Boglin lore in related short films establishes that when one is bitten by a Boglin, they become possessed by or transmogrified into that creature.

I don’t think this is canon, though.