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Obviously, this will top all of our lists:

Black Sheep

Good lawd, that shit screams Lloyd Kaufman, if he ever decided to upgrade to b-movies from whatever catacomb-level workshop he reigns.

… now former UofL football coach Bobby Petrino to die in a fire.

Five days after leading the University of Louisville football team to victory in the Orange Bowl, Bobby Petrino resigned as head coach Sunday night to take over the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons.

Unveiling of replacement coach Don Horror met with little fanfare.

These Anime News Network poll results are kind of disheartening, to say the least.

This time last year, the collective writers, myself included, over at Got Next were asked to post our year in review top fives and thoughts on the coming year. This was mine. Looking back, I played it pretty safe, like a 5¢ Nostradamus proclaiming “you will eventually die.”

I think we’ll all see this new year as a milestone for gaming; a year that will answer the countless questions surrounding Sony and Nintendo’s hands and how they plan to deal them out. I also think we’ll see more of the 360’s magic once it really makes itself comfortable. Don’t get down if your pockets aren’t ready for war, though. Last I checked, PS2 and co. still had a strong pulse with some promising titles looking to flow in the bloodstream. Enjoy it while it lasts and get ready to soak in the next generation, kiddos.

In other news: humans will continue to exist in 2006 and the selling of toasters will commence for the foreseeable future.

In the next post, I’ll throw down the 2007 prediction, which has yet to be posted on the GN site.

For the past week or so, I’ve been checking out this Epson Moviemate projector that came with some ridiculous 80″ screen. Apparently I’m supposed to write about it and then mail it back, but at this point I’m working on a way to fake my own death and flee to the sewers, damned to a life of subsisting on rats and watching the fuck out of some movies.

So what does a Real Man® do with this device, aside from using it as a vehicle for masturbation in higher definition? Play TV games and watch pinky violence† flicks, of course! Video after the non-existent jump.

†may or may not also involve masturbation