For the past week or so, I’ve been checking out this Epson Moviemate projector that came with some ridiculous 80″ screen. Apparently I’m supposed to write about it and then mail it back, but at this point I’m working on a way to fake my own death and flee to the sewers, damned to a life of subsisting on rats and watching the fuck out of some movies.
So what does a Real Man® do with this device, aside from using it as a vehicle for masturbation in higher definition? Play TV games and watch pinky violence† flicks, of course! Video after the non-existent jump.
†may or may not also involve masturbation