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superheroic updates

by Joseph LusterLeave a Comment on superheroic updates

I’m going to interrupt all the Choose Your Own Adventure excitement with a quick update (don’t worry, the fun continues later today).

First off, I keep forgetting to mention it here but I made a Facebook page for this blog. If you dig it and haven’t already, head over via this link or the new Connect sidebar ——–> and throw it a like!

I’ve also got a little Slamm Dunk update…

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No, I don’t have a new cover yet, but I did put all the old ones on the subhumanzoids tumblr.  Tumblr kind of annoyed me this morning because I couldn’t just get rid of the Slamm Dunk tumblr and make subhumanzoids the primary account. It’s not a huge deal, but it means when I follow people it goes through the former instead of the latter.

Look forward to an actual Slamm Dunk update soon.

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rafts ‘n relaxation

by Joseph Luster2 Comments on rafts ‘n relaxation

Continued from yesterday, [raft] was the majority choice. And so…

The kind fellow raises a raft from the depths and escorts you to his modest home deeper in the caves. He talks a lot, maybe too much. He introduces you to his wife, who seems nice enough. After what feels like an eternity of stories and the awkward, hushed bickering of a long-married couple, they bring some food and drink from below and offer you a small meal. 

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Choose what you do next!

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helluva bark

by Joseph Luster2 Comments on helluva bark

Continued from yesterday, [bark] won 14 to 13. Really close! And so…

BOWF! Your bark echoes through the cave, blows out the torches, cracks every egg open, and smashes the bridge. Whoa. A phosphorescent glow leaks from the shells, barely lighting the area. 

A tiny voice squeaks through the resounding boom of your bark. Something in the water calls out to you. The glow of the yolk lights up a little face, which asks why you’re being so loud. It thinks maybe you’re lost, and says maybe it can help. It’s got a nice little raft, it does. Says It’s got food and clean water back home, too. 

You need a break from barking, so you have two options.

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deep down

by Joseph Luster2 Comments on deep down

Continued from yesterday: [down] was the clear winner.

You steer toward the lower tunnel, which sends you crashing down into a dark, waterlogged cavern. The creature dives into the water and skips off, taking the bone with it. You shake yourself dry and look toward a creaking bridge. Your tummy rumbles as you decide what to do next.

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Choose from the menu!

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pull dat bone

by Joseph Luster2 Comments on pull dat bone

Continued from yesterday. The majority chose [pull].

You go for the bone, but as soon as your mouth clamps down, a creature shoots from the dark and grabs the other side! The pressure pulls the cork from below, creating a vacuum and sucking you both down to the depths. You can’t bark; you can hardly open your eyes, but if you try hard you might be able to steer through the rushing waters.

Quick, pick a direction!

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