Here’s a special early morning edition of everyone’s favorite high-class online magazine!
It’s 7:30 in the morning in the fine city of Louisville, Kentucky and this intrepid reporter has been hard at work playing TV games throughout the night. But why would Sir Coco forego sleeping in favor of digital derring-dos?
It’s like asking “What if Dr. Doom had become a hero?” or “What if The Watcher stopped watching?” in that the answer may surprise you! You’d be a well-informed reader if I didn’t have to tell you that this is Derby weekend here in “The ‘Ville.” It’s times when others are the busiest that help remind me that I have no need for a normal sleeping schedule at the moment.
TV games ahoy! Our favorite dandy is working hard on God of War as you read this, thrashing nogoodniks from Mount Olympus to the briney gates of Poseidon’s keep.
Or is he?
Stay tuned for the uproarious conclusion!
subhumanzoids 
Dr. D has a slick Bentley drop top there!