Okay, Forget Snakes on a Plane

This is the snake that my erotic dollar is most primed to go to next:

BLACK SNAKE MOAN

Henshin Pimp himself and I have been excited about this one since we read the title and the premise sometime last year. AOOOOWWW MAKE MAH BLACK SNAKE MOOOOOAAAAANNN.

Another Sam Jackson treasure, no doubt.

Here’s an eloquent synopsis, with some additions peppered in by myself (these sections are in red): BLACK SNAKE MOAN Centers on a white nymphomaniac (Ricci) who must be cured of her sexy disorder by an old grody black bluesman (Jackson). She trudges through the swamps and finds his nasty cabin, wherein he proceeds to treat her through the power of his black snake – make it mooooaaaaaaaaaan.

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2 thoughts on “Okay, Forget Snakes on a Plane

  1. HAY GUYS I HAVE A WONDERFUL TSHIRT IDEA!!!!! YOU COULD HAVE SAMUEL L JACKSON AND YODA ON THE TSHIRT AND IT WOULD SAY “GET THESE MOTHERFREAKING JEDIS OFF OF THIS MOTHERFREAKING PLANE!” I THINK THIS WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA GUYZ!!

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