For the past week or so, I’ve been checking out this Epson Moviemate projector that came with some ridiculous 80″ screen. Apparently I’m supposed to write about it and then mail it back, but at this point I’m working on a way to fake my own death and flee to the sewers, damned to a life of subsisting on rats and watching the fuck out of some movies.
So what does a Real Man® do with this device, aside from using it as a vehicle for masturbation in higher definition? Play TV games and watch pinky violence† flicks, of course! Video after the non-existent jump.
†may or may not also involve masturbation
subhumanzoids 
Two question:1) why are you so cool?2) can we make sex?
Brandon said…How long is that shit on loan?!?!Don’t tell me you get to keep it. Louisville roadtrip!!!
I wish. That’s why I’m trying to come up with scheeeemez. I have it for maybe 10 more days.
Oh, and Joe:1) it was prophesized2) make it so