Here are but a few of the amusements you’ll be able to partake in once my vast castle-like residence is built in the near future, most of which will be located in the “Rumpus Room.”
Here are but a few of the amusements you’ll be able to partake in once my vast castle-like residence is built in the near future, most of which will be located in the “Rumpus Room.”
subhumanzoids 
I too play several games that involve whacking in my home!
I’m going to make you a game called “Whack’n tha Hobo!” and it’s only going to have one input “knob”.
Thanks. Now I can’t get anything done because my crotch is absolutely ablaze!