February 2014 – Page 3 – subhumanzoids

diamond hoarder

February 4, 2014February 5, 2014by Joseph Luster2 Comments

Continued from yesterday, most people chose to [gather diamonds]. And so…

Though wary at first, you help [Throckmorton] gather the scattered diamonds. His beard and coat is loaded with them, as is your fur, and you turn to advance when–

WEE-OO! WEE-OO! Sirens blare and lights flash. Giant diamonds rise, revealing themselves as humanoid soldiers. They rope you both in an instant. TAKE THEM TO THE SKY BOX, they shout in monotone, as you rocket upward through a tunnel high in the ceiling.

Now, here you are, stuck muzzled in a cell way up in the sky, right next to that idiot [Throckmorton]. Ugh, and he won’t stop sobbing, what a mess.

Make your move!

Comics

howl to the heavens

February 3, 2014February 4, 2014by Joseph Luster2 Comments

We’re back after a day off, picking up from last time with [howl] as the winner. And so…

As [Throckmorton] bravely tackles one of the monsters, you belt out a harrowing howl, sending vibrations deep into the cave. The monsters freeze for a second before shattering into tiny, perfect diamonds.

You start to move on, but [Throckmorton] is dazzled. He huddles over the pile of riches and marvels as they fall through his fingertips. He wants to take it all. Imagine the life we’ll live, the two of us as kings, he says as he starts to stuff diamonds in his fur.

Choose from the menu!

Comics

down to the underground

February 1, 2014February 3, 2014by Joseph Luster2 Comments

Continued from yesterday, looks like we’re going [under]. And so…

The more you and [Throckmorton] descend, the foggier it gets. Scattered crystals jut out from rock walls, and you eventually find yourself in a series of caverns encased in what appears to be pure diamond. Come to think of it, [Throckmorton] remembers why he usually doesn’t go under…

Before he can finish the thought, diamond-encrusted monsters leap from the darkness, poised to attack!

Make your move!