Comics – Page 15 – subhumanzoids

ram man

February 5, 2014February 6, 2014by Joseph Luster2 Comments

Continued from yesterday, most people chose [ram ally]. And so…

You’ve had it. You ram [Throckmorton] with all your might. He tells you to scram. You do it again. Beat it! Again. Enough already!! Again! WHAM! He finally looks up, enraged, but you don’t stop. You ram him again and again and again and–

[Throckmorton] rises with a thunderous growl. He swats you through the ceiling of the cell as he grows to colossal proportions, snarling and snapping along the way. He erupts through the rear of the Sky Box, igniting pure chaos.

A prison riot breaks out as you fight the winds atop the ship. None of the guards pay you any mind as they throw everything they have at [Throckmorton]. Jets buzz and Walkers stomp. You make it to the wing of the ship as it starts to lose altitude, look back, and hesitate.

Choose what you do next!

The results

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diamond hoarder

February 4, 2014February 5, 2014by Joseph Luster2 Comments

Continued from yesterday, most people chose to [gather diamonds]. And so…

Though wary at first, you help [Throckmorton] gather the scattered diamonds. His beard and coat is loaded with them, as is your fur, and you turn to advance when–

WEE-OO! WEE-OO! Sirens blare and lights flash. Giant diamonds rise, revealing themselves as humanoid soldiers. They rope you both in an instant. TAKE THEM TO THE SKY BOX, they shout in monotone, as you rocket upward through a tunnel high in the ceiling.

Now, here you are, stuck muzzled in a cell way up in the sky, right next to that idiot [Throckmorton]. Ugh, and he won’t stop sobbing, what a mess.

Make your move!

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howl to the heavens

February 3, 2014February 4, 2014by Joseph Luster2 Comments

We’re back after a day off, picking up from last time with [howl] as the winner. And so…

As [Throckmorton] bravely tackles one of the monsters, you belt out a harrowing howl, sending vibrations deep into the cave. The monsters freeze for a second before shattering into tiny, perfect diamonds.

You start to move on, but [Throckmorton] is dazzled. He huddles over the pile of riches and marvels as they fall through his fingertips. He wants to take it all. Imagine the life we’ll live, the two of us as kings, he says as he starts to stuff diamonds in his fur.

Choose from the menu!

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down to the underground

February 1, 2014February 3, 2014by Joseph Luster2 Comments

Continued from yesterday, looks like we’re going [under]. And so…

The more you and [Throckmorton] descend, the foggier it gets. Scattered crystals jut out from rock walls, and you eventually find yourself in a series of caverns encased in what appears to be pure diamond. Come to think of it, [Throckmorton] remembers why he usually doesn’t go under…

Before he can finish the thought, diamond-encrusted monsters leap from the darkness, poised to attack!

Make your move!

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sick licks

January 31, 2014February 1, 2014by Joseph Luster2 Comments

Continued from yesterday, [lick] was the winner. And so…

You muster all your strength to lick the beast’s palm, triggering a sudden whirlwind of energy that takes you both by surprise. You find yourself quickly but gently falling to the ground below, and before you know it you’re standing next to a much smaller version of the beast.

He thanks you for calming his rage, and says he remains forever in your debt. He doesn’t have much to offer, but he does scoop up some water for you, and swears on his life he’ll help you out of this twisted cavern. He asks you to choose a path, ’cause it’s all the same to him and frankly he can’t quite recall which one ends up being the most troublesome ‘n whatnot.

Which way?

She chose dooooooowwwwnn