indigestion

Continued from yesterday, [eat] was the majority choice. And so…

Your tummy rumbles violently after a few bites of the food. You feel weak, and before you know it you’re paralyzed from the neck down. The ground rumbles as you collapse, and a booming laugh takes over.

The house falls apart and you find yourself in the palm of a giant beast. His trickster fingers laugh at your pain as the beast prepares to toss you in his mouth. You can move your face and nothing else, so it would appear this is the end… though you’re beginning to wonder how strong this thing is if it had to drug a small dog just to get the best of it…

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Choose what you do next!

Here’s what happened

superheroic updates

I’m going to interrupt all the Choose Your Own Adventure excitement with a quick update (don’t worry, the fun continues later today).

First off, I keep forgetting to mention it here but I made a Facebook page for this blog. If you dig it and haven’t already, head over via this link or the new Connect sidebar ——–> and throw it a like!

I’ve also got a little Slamm Dunk update…

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No, I don’t have a new cover yet, but I did put all the old ones on the subhumanzoids tumblr.  Tumblr kind of annoyed me this morning because I couldn’t just get rid of the Slamm Dunk tumblr and make subhumanzoids the primary account. It’s not a huge deal, but it means when I follow people it goes through the former instead of the latter.

Look forward to an actual Slamm Dunk update soon.

rafts ‘n relaxation

Continued from yesterday, [raft] was the majority choice. And so…

The kind fellow raises a raft from the depths and escorts you to his modest home deeper in the caves. He talks a lot, maybe too much. He introduces you to his wife, who seems nice enough. After what feels like an eternity of stories and the awkward, hushed bickering of a long-married couple, they bring some food and drink from below and offer you a small meal. 

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Choose what you do next!

Move on

helluva bark

Continued from yesterday, [bark] won 14 to 13. Really close! And so…

BOWF! Your bark echoes through the cave, blows out the torches, cracks every egg open, and smashes the bridge. Whoa. A phosphorescent glow leaks from the shells, barely lighting the area. 

A tiny voice squeaks through the resounding boom of your bark. Something in the water calls out to you. The glow of the yolk lights up a little face, which asks why you’re being so loud. It thinks maybe you’re lost, and says maybe it can help. It’s got a nice little raft, it does. Says It’s got food and clean water back home, too. 

You need a break from barking, so you have two options.

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Next

deep down

Continued from yesterday: [down] was the clear winner.

You steer toward the lower tunnel, which sends you crashing down into a dark, waterlogged cavern. The creature dives into the water and skips off, taking the bone with it. You shake yourself dry and look toward a creaking bridge. Your tummy rumbles as you decide what to do next.

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Choose from the menu!

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