subhumanzoids

I’ll admit it, I fucked my template up something nasty. I switched my blogger from its current setup to the new one that allows signing in with your gmail account, and a host of new features that sounded “neat.”

I decided to check out what some of the other templates would look like and, to be safe, copied my reigning champion layout into a text file. After some experimenting, I came to the conclusion that my blog looked fine as is, and pasted my old template back into its proper location.

No dice. It wouldn’t work at all. Being no goddamn scientist, I gave up after mentally wrestling with it for a few minutes, which is comparable to a child slamming the triangular peg into the circle. I Hope it’s not too much of an eyesore for you guys.

At least it isn’t pink, right?

The contents of a man’s wallet is said to speak volumes of his character. Mine weaves a tale of adventurous exploits and impromptu derring-do!

Here are some gems plucked during its cleaning that, once mined from the dark canals of my wallet, are now deemed national treasures.

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Clockwise from top to bottom:

1) Slightly erotic (?) Slam Dunk holographic card. That title looks weird now without the crucial second M.

2) Some backstory. About 5 years ago, when I should have been book-learning, I left my NES on for two days straight playing Data East’s meisterwerk, Rampage. I wrote my score down and it’s been gaining age (and value!) behind my debit card ever since.

3) Supercuts card. I never got enough cuts there to be awarded their most excellent bonus cut.

4) My Beautiful Men’s Club card, created around 199x.

This one’s not too hard. Kind of creepy, though, in a mugshot sort of way.

Sorry this took so long to get up. This isn’t a very old game, but I think some of you guys will get it.

Okay, here’s how this works: The JLR is your very own advent calendar for the next seven days, and this is your first special rad treat. Behind each daily door lies some crappy video game art by me (I am drawing a new one each day, of course). They will start off simple, and get progressively more obscure. The first person to name the pictured game each day wins cash & prizes!

Did I mention the cash and prizes? Well, actually, there are only prizes, but they are some doozies. Each daily winner will receive a personalized drawing of them meeting Slamm Dunk! It will be posted here whenever I finish drawing it.

Now, open the first door!